Monday, March 19, 2007

100 Random Questions!

Hey everyone. Instead of doing a regular post, I'm going to answer one of those annoying chain emails I occasionally get. It my not be as interesting as a regular post, but it kils just as much time. For added fun and time-wasting, you can answer the survey yourself. I don't know if it'll all fit in a comment box, but you can email it to me so I can critique it and make funof you. Who knows? Maybe I can milk another ost out of it.

Also, props to Kim for updating again. Let's all hope it catches on this time.


1OO RANDOM QUESTIONS SURVEY:

1. 4th grade teacher's name:
I want to say Mrs. Berger, but I think she might have been grade 5.

2. Last words you said:
Outloud: Okay, thanks...
Under My Breath: ...jackass.

3. Last song you listened to:
My Oh My by Aqua. It was glorious.

4. Last person you hugged:
Regular readers of the blog probably know who. Believe me, We're going to have a DTR Talk someday.

5. Last thing you laughed at:
I was watching Walker: Texas Ranger, and Walker suddenly randomly punched a guy right in the mouth. I was all like, "What the heck?"

6. Last time you said I love you and meant it?
I was reading Archie comics and may have said "I love you" to Veronica. She's pretty smokin'.

7. Last time you cried:
I'm pretty manly, so I don't cry very often. I think the last time was last week when my sister ate the last of the orange popsicles.

8. What do you think of the colour yellow?
I'm fond of yellow as a concept, but am always disappointed when I encounter it in real life.

9. What color socks are you wearing:
White, but then I stepped on a loose staple and started bleeding a bit.

10. What's under your bed:
Monsters.

11. What time did you wake up:
I woke up at 7:00, 8:00, 8:30, and 8:45 today.

12. What's your least favorite ice cream:
I don't really like Tiger-Tiger ice-cream, but for the longest time I pretended I did so I wouldn't appear unpopular.

13. Current hair:
Short and brown. At the rate I'm balding, I fully expect this to change in a couple of months.

14. Do you have a fish tank, if so how big:
No.

15. Current annoyance:
I'm on question 15, and I just realized I have 85 more questions to go.

17. Current desktop background:
A picture of the Fight To Survive crew posing menacingly outside of Lazer Quest.

18. If you could play any instrument what would be:
I think it would be cool to play the banjo, but only if I were the best banjo player in the world. It's far less cool if you're only second best.

19. Favorite color(s):
My favourite colour is black, like the colour of my soul. I also like Burnt Sienna.

29. How tall are you?
5 feet, 10 and a half inches. I always feel bad about adding on the half inch, but I don't want to lie and say I'm 5'11''.

31. Favorite Show:
Arrested Development, if it wasn't cancelled.

32. Favorite season:
Fall. Spring is pretty sweet too.

36. What is your career going to be like:
Terrifying and short, puncuated by a shocking display of violence and bad language.

37. How many kids do you want:
I think the ideal scenario would be to have at least one hundred children,all of questionable parentage. Truthfully, I'd be thrilled if Child Services allowed me to have even one child.


HAVE YOU EVER:

39. Said "I love you":
Yes. I've said it to my grandparents, my parents, my dog, Veronica, my reflection, Mandy Moore, and Batman.

40. Ever get into a fight with your pet:
My fights with my dog are so one-sided that I can't even mention them. Once I was attacked by a bird, but it wasn't my pet so it doesn't count.

41. Have you ever been to New York:
No, but I've seen it on tv. I think that's about the same.

42. Been to Arizona:
Yes, I used to go on a yearly basis. I was underwhelmed.

43. Been to California:
I don't think so? Maybe?

44. Been to Hawaii:
No, but I did a report on Hawaii in grade 6. I got 100% on it.

45. Been to Mexico:
Twice, once on each coast.

46. Been to Italy:
Yes. Rome and Venice were nice, but I'm pretty sure I never want to go back to that country ever again.

47: Been to Ireland:
No, I can get drunk, pick fights, and speak intelligibly at home.

48. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day?:
No. It was close one time, but at the end of the dream I turned into the Incredible Hulk, and that part didn't happen in real life.

52. Do you have a crush on someone?:
Naturally. The interesting thing about my crushes is that I was wrong to have crushes on every single one of them. Seriously. I don't know where my head was at.

53. What book are you reading now?:
I'm reading Hawke, a book about a secret agent. So far, Hawke hasn't had any sdventures besides lying on the beach drinking margaritas.

54. Where is it?:
On my bedside table. I can't imagine anyone giving an interesting answer to this question.

55. What is the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?:
Went to the bathroom. It was great.

56. How many rings before you answer your phone?:
I usually go for two. Sometimes one. If I don't get to it before 3, I usually don't even bother answering.

57. Future daughter's names:
I'm pretty sure I went over this in an earlier post.

58. Future son's names:
This too.

59. What do you sleep with:
2 feather pillows, 1 blanket, and a sense of smug superiority.

60. What do you wear to sleep:
Pajama bottoms and a t-shirt.

61. Where are you:
Right now? At work.

62. Where do you wish you were?:
At home, I guess. I'd be happy pretty much anywhere.

63. Piercings:
No.

64. Tattoos:
One on my shoulder. It's very tiny. I ought to get another one.

THE EXTRA STUFF:

67. Where are you staying tonight:
My house. The implication that I should be staying somewhere else saddens me.

70. Who is the last person who called you?:
No body ever calls me. Except for all the times that they do.

71. Where do you want to get married:
I'm a fan of the traditional settings like a church. I'm against outdoor weddings because birds have been known to attack me.

72. Have you ever drank:
Yes. I approve of drinking.

73. Hate:
Pretty much everything and everyone at one point or another.

74. Are you or have you Been In Love:
Nope. I once thought I was in love, but it turned out to be heartburn. Some rolaids took care of that.

75. Are you timely or always late:
I used to always be on time, but then I lost my faith in punctuality and started being late. However, I'm only 2 minutes late, so I guess i'm still on time.

77. Do you like being around people:
Sure.

78. Best feeling in the world:
Watching tv by yourself at 4:00 in the morning while eating cookies and drinking long island iced-teas. Pretty much a daily occurance for me.

82. Are you lonely right now:
Yes, but as soon as I'm with someone, that I wish I was lonely again. Seriously, it's the better of the two options.

86. Do you want kids:
No way man, I'm no pedophile! This is a pretty sick question. I feel like I'm being persecuted for something I haven't even done.

THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU:

87. Cried:
Yes, but it was because of allergies. I'm really very manly. I also cried because I couldn't buy a slurpee.

88. Bought something:
I tried to buy a slurpee, but I didn't have enough money.

89. Gotten Sick:
No.

90. Sang:
Yes. I sing everytime I'm in my car. I also so a bit of dancing.

91. Said "I love you". ?
No, the next issue of Betty and Veronica isn't out until Wednesday.

92. Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them:
Wherever you are mandy Moore, I still love you. Please start doing movies again.

94. Moved On:
No. I actually took several steps backwards in many different areas of my life.

95. Talked to someone:
I said hi to someone at school, but she didn't hear me. I also talked to some IT guys at work.

96. Had a serious talk:
In the last 48 hours? No. I tend to ruin serious talks by being cheeky and flippant.

97. Missed Someone:
I threw an apple at my sister, but she ducked at the last minute. Also, I wish Mandy Moore would resume her singing and acting career.

100. Yelled at Someone:
No. I'm soft-spoken.

8 Comments:

At 10:14 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

"6. Last time you said I love you and meant it?
I was reading Archie comics and may have said "I love you" to Veronica. She's pretty smokin'."
Bah, Betty was way better.

"39. Said "I love you":
Yes. I've said it to my grandparents, my parents, my dog, Veronica, my reflection, Mandy Moore, and Batman."
Batman, eh? Maybe you can be his next ward!

"59. What do you sleep with:
2 feather pillows, 1 blanket, and a sense of smug superiority."
I laughed reallly hard at this one! Only because I know it must be 100% true!

 
At 10:40 p.m., Blogger Jeff said...

101. Have you ever read somebody else's entire random question list?

I'd like to say this was the first and only time this has happened, but sadly, no.

...and Davey, we're totally on the same page with the Betty thing.

 
At 11:53 p.m., Blogger Steve said...

All you Betty-boosters are missing out on the concentrated hotness that is Miss Veronica Lodge.

I would pretty much love to be Batman's next ward, even though it means I'd have to start shaving my legs in order to wear the Robin costume.

 
At 8:25 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today, EnCana allowed your blog to update. Hoorah!

My comments:
39. Said "I love you":
Yes. I've said it to my grandparents, my parents, my dog, Veronica, my reflection, Mandy Moore, and Batman.

Your reflection? Haha! Priceless!

Mandy Moore is still doing movies. She was recently in that crappy one, "Because I Said So" with Diane Keaton. I hate Diane Keaton.

What happened to question 20-28? and 98-99? They (along with others) are mysteriously missing...

-Amanda

 
At 12:06 p.m., Blogger Steve said...

Good eye for spotting the many missing questions. I have no idea where they are. When I first recieved the survey they were mysteriously missing already....

 
At 6:56 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can only presume that Communism stole the missing questions...

 
At 4:34 p.m., Blogger Jeff said...

It will be one of those mysteries for the ages. Kinda like the Boggy Creek monster. Or Crenshaw for that matter.

 
At 8:32 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I demand more blog posts, and fewer Facebook notes!

Booo!

 

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